"Dad, if there was an Olympic event of sitting around...you would win."

Oh yeah....

"I wish they put iPods in Happy Meals."

Good idea, Corinne! Mention that to the people at McDonalds.

"It's comedy to see Nick try something."

Corinne is referring to Nick's tentative eating of one small piece of polish sausage, while Corinne ate about 10 pieces.

2 x $5 not equal $10

"I'm saving money. [for some toy] I am paying Mom with two $5's instead of $10."

"Looks like Nick ate a Clown for breakfast."

Corinne...noticing that Nick is presenting his cabin fever by laughing in hysterics...over nothing.